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gynocologist:

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

popularboyfriend:

i was having a break down last night bc i took in that putting 60 and 100 on a microwave is the same amount of time